Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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