omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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