Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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