Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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