i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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