I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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