fuck your aforementioned shoe
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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