Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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