sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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