Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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