we're blogging at a bar
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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