ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
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