Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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