I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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