he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
she peed on how many people?
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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