you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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