this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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