Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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