your room smells of hookers.
And success
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
be right there i have to get my cape
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