did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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