You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Sorry about my life...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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