You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Never joke about your clitoris.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
