I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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