Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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