Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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