Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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