Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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