the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
dude. I can hear the air.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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