Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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