okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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