Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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