He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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