so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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