Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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