So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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