Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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