But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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