Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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