Dual....:-)
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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