Soap is not a condiment
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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