Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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