the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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