idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Me. At least after what I've been through.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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