yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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