Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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