I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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