I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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