I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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