I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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