You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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