Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
someone threw a dead crab at me
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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