Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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