kristin has been a bad kristin
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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