How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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